Mat Bowles

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X-net Weirdness

Well, I checked into X-net (Exeter university forums) after about 6 months not bothering (last september it told me).

I find a sticky at the top of Random Silliness author=RaVensWyrD (and I know I’ve got the capitals in the wrong place).
http://xnet.ex.ac.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8206

So very, very strange. I like having Laurence modding the forums, stuff gets done.

January 31st, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 6 comments

Bunker?

So, I’ve heard it’s open, closed, closing, or completely still open.

I was planning on driving up, but if it’s not on that would be pointless.

From what I heard, there should be no problems as only the upstairs flat was raided, not the pub or club, and the licensees are not implicated in anything. But that’s just another of the runours.

Does anyone know anything concrete one way or the other? Staff are apparently booked to be working.

January 30th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 4 comments

Still alive

For some reason, I’ve barely touched the PC at home for over 2 weeks. The longer I left turning it on, the less inclined I was to do so. Cold turkey vs addiction effect?

I was actually quite busy, combining work, social stuff, going to friends and going out. I also slept for the whole of last Sunday (despite plans to do otherwise).

Went to see Team America: World Police; the guys from GW were going and, well, it was cheap. I actually loved it, very funny, the sex scene was surreal and the pisstaking of overblown American idiocy was hilarious; the opening scene has them there trying to stop the terrorists from blowing up the Louvre. They succeed in killing all the “bad guys”, the last one is killed by an air to ground rocket that also destroys, um, the Louvre. Chalk one up tot he good guys. Not normally my sort of humour at all (not a fan of South Park for a start), but I loved it.

Shame the same can’t be said about Electra, which and I went to see last Sat while I was in London. Imagine karate kid, except the lead is an attractive woman. Take out most of the point of the training, leaving an aura of unexplained mysticism. Add in some bad acting, an awful plot, an annoying contrived teenage victim, a stupid plot twist and the killing of of Poison Ivy, one of Marvel’s better characters here used as a throwaway villain. The hoped for redeeming feature, that of Jennifer Garner in a red corset, wasn’t really seen enough to justify the ticket price. And London cinemas are more expensive than down here.

Still, Synthetic Culture last weekend was cool, met up with many people and took the piss a lot. The bubble wrapping was amusing; a decent use for the annoying stuff. Huge queue; glad I missed it by getting there before the pubs kicked out. Thanks for putting up with me Mike.

Work’s ok, getting into random chance territory though, visit host family, turns out she’s a good friend of the father of an old school friend, they run my old scout unit together. Weird.

January 30th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | one comment

Insomnia kicks in…

Well, slept most of the day (again, really have to stop sleeping in on Saturdays, it messes my bodyclock something chronic even though I mostly am exhausted). So went to OtherCon late, played a bit, then decided to go to the Bunker. Completely unplanned, got there about half 10.

Talked Dot and Beadle (although he tells me that’s not how is name is spelt) into going as well, both enjoyed it.

It was actually a pretty good night;Anne-Marie jumped me as I got to the bar, fortunately Chris pulled her off; good to see they’re still happy together (especially good to just see her happy). Felt old again, but gotta get over that; just because her father’s a pretty good friend…

Finally met (Lyrical) Nikki from RocSoc; she’s even prettier in reality, boyfriend :-( We bitched about how crap most of the committee are; I think she might make a good President, hope she runs. Also introduced her to Dot, who also wants to sort things out. So some progress.

Emma and Matty were down from London as well, so Tara, Louise et al were out in force; always good to see the mad bunch. In fact, I saw more people there I liked than people I didn’t know, which is unusual for that place. Will is growing a mohican, wonder how silly it’ll look.

Am glad Alice rang me to find out where I was, and also very glad to make the (late) decision to go out afterwards; Dot is fun, and Beadle seems a decent bloke as well. Overall, me in a good mood. Now all I need to do is get some sleep and wake up on time tomorrow…

Barry/Rox; am in Exeter on campus tomorrow from 12, no idea if oyu’re doing much, but might get time to do at least come say hello; unlikely but I’ll text at some point either way.

January 16th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 2 comments

On memes and bloody useless software…

There’s nothing wrong witht he code that caused the last post to mess up completely, at least not that I can see. Ah well, deleted the offending meme.

Meh, on the subject, the show-off intellectual in me wants to know, without looking it up, how many people actually know
a) what a meme actually is
and
b) who created the term.

PaulJ and I used to talk about the theory incessently while we lived in Exeter, now everyone’s using the word and I’m curious. Did oyu know the theory before you started using it in LJ, do you know it now, is meme just another cool word you ue without knowledge?

None of this matters, of course, but, y’know…

January 14th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 11 comments

Many many memes…

Haven’t done any for ages, and have spent most of the week offline (see “meetings”, below), so decided to click on all the interesting ones on my friends list today and do the lot.

Including the fairy one, before anyone starts…

Bastard LJ won’t let me post the “what age are you” meme, which is a shame, as it tells me I’m 30, not used to teh damn things being accurate…

You scored as Gandalf. You are Gandalf! This wise, old mage is loyal and brave. He is known for his counsel and advice to his friends and allies during tough times.
“All you have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to you.”

Gandalf

81%

Frodo

75%

Samwise

69%

Eowyn

56%

Aragorn

44%

Faramir

38%

Arwen

38%

Gollum

38%

Pippin

31%

Which LOTR character are you?
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Same as Mike. Meh, I’m an old fart who can’t actually die.

You scored as Loner.

Loner

69%

Geek

56%

Goth

50%

Drama nerd

44%

Punk/Rebel

38%

Ghetto gangsta

25%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

13%

Stoner

13%

What’s Your High School Stereotype?
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Pretty accurate actually, unusual for a quizfarm thing.

At your LJ Striptease Audition… by squigglz
Username
Gets stuck in their corset simoncopp
Chickens out and hides in the dressing room deuschristus
Falls off the stage lostinarden
Gets drunk and has to be carried out guido_was_taken
Picks a fight with another dancer petevg
Dances like a marionette on crack seth_ra
Has their clothes stolen iamseph
Stole the aboves clothes ^_^ blacktone
Twists their ankle two_brains
Hated it bimbeeni
Loved it and got the job benjamindodson
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Um, is this supposed to show who’s strip I liked? Dr Ben had better change his gender sometime soon then…

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Cold Bull Dodga
You ride around in a Neon Pink H2 Hummer
Yo gang Gary Coleman’s Alleycat Thugs
Yo shoes be Chuck Taylors
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 969
How much money you got? $4.69440387246532e+24
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 24%
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Hmmm. I have no idea what they’re talking about. I think that’s a good thing, right?

You scored as Twilight Mistress Fairy. Peering over the balcony ledge of your castle, you stare into the twilight, dreaming of love. Your love will come. Night is coming, and it\’s time to dream.

Twilight Mistress Fairy

56%

Rose Thorn Fairy

48%

Raven Fairy

44%

Ethereal Priestess Fairy

44%

Pixie

42%

Druid Fairy

38%

Autumn Fairy

36%

Snow Fairy

36%

Goddess of the Golden Dawn

21%

Which Firefly-Path Fairy are you?
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She purty, so I care not if it’s accurate…

So, that was an interesting diversion.

In other news, I have an Ottakers. Good thing considering what Waterstones have done for absolutely nothing said on a blog.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388249,00.html

Hope everyone’s ok out there…

January 14th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 5 comments

Meetings…

So… many… meetings…

All day yesterday (2) one today that overran by 4 hours, one last Monday, one previous Friday, 2 more tomorrow (that overlap). Then the writing up of the “action plans” and making sure the right work is done by the right people.

The joys of management. Still yesterday afternoon’s meeting got me out of the office and up to Exeter, but I was so knackered at the end that I forgot to ring people see if they were free :-(
I’m crap. Otoh, ganked from
*****If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the Internet, post this sentence in your journal.*****

Time to go home; Steve leant me La Femme Nikita series 1 and the original Luc Besson film. Gotta be worth a watch, I’m in the mood for brain dead violence :-D

January 14th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 2 comments

I said I wouldn’t make one

but…

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Take a chainsaw-juggling class.

Get your resolution here

Yanked from thx Tom :-D

January 4th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | no comments

Angry Rooster…

For those not a ‘friend’ of , he write heap funny webcomic :-D http://www.angryrooster.co.uk/index.php

January 3rd, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | one comment

Lookee!

http://www.taktix.org/test.php

What’s so good about that you ask? It hasn’t got anything new and the links don’t all work.

Simple says I. Look at the domain name carefully. It’s PHP generated! Yippe ki yay! I’ve taught myself php :-D
test.php has 8 lines of code total, but it inserts 7 separate elements, each of which is independently updateable.

That means there’s a small chance I may get around to doing more to the site from now on.

Oh yeah, my old monitor flickered and started smoking late last night (if it hadn’t I’d have done this post yesterday before bed), so I went to Staples on a mission and am now the proud owner of a flat screen. I considered buying a new laptop, but have decided to teach myself how to build a system from scratch instead. Too much megatokyo perchance?

Um, anyone out there that knows how to build PCs, feel free to tell me where to, um, start. I’m not really much of a techie…

January 1st, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 12 comments