Mat Bowles

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Oh look, it figured out I’m an atheist with morals…

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.

“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.”
“It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.”

–Jean-Paul Sartre

“It is man’s natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.”

–Blaise Pascal

More info at Arocoun’s Wikipedia User Page…

Existentialism

90%

Hedonism

75%

Utilitarianism

65%

Justice (Fairness)

50%

Strong Egoism

45%

Kantianism

40%

Nihilism

35%

Apathy

10%

Divine Command

0%

What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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March 30th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | no comments

OMFG- Just a Minute

If you’re not listening, use the listen again thing later.

Subject: Life on the ocean wave.

Julian Clary:
Years ago, a life on the ocean wave was all the rage, if you hung around Portsmouth then you would have found the streets to be full of discharged seamen…

Clement Freud challenges; Deviation, surely?

March 29th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 2 comments

Dead Phone

Gah! My mobile handset (bought from Paul about 2 years ago, possibly 3) has finally died; it’s plugged into the charger and keeps trying to turn itself on, beeping, and giving up. It can’t turn on because it hasn’t got enough power in the battery yet, but it won’t stop trying to turn on, thus wasting all the charge that it’s gaining. Fun.

So, time to contact Orange for a new handset, but it means I’ve lost all my old numbers and am not contactable by personal phone. So I might be collecting them of people when I get a new phone.

In the meantime, I’ll put a friends only screened post up with work number and email for those that care.

Been planning to replace the thing for the last year. Ah well…

March 29th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 2 comments

Festive fools

Well, it’s another bank holiday. Which means when taking my lunch break, buying a newspaper was hard work, getting lunch in an open cafe harder, and everyone wants me to eat crappy milk chocolate bollocks. Thanksfully, my parents, knowing me well, sent in to work via my sister a Green & Blacks dark chocolate egg :-D
Oh, and I went to Somerfield last night and bought 4 bars of their white chocolate, which is absoletely great. If, like me, you were put off white chocolate for life by that Milky Bar Kid, but you like chocolate, do yourself a favour and try this stuff. Suitable for vegetarians but not vegans; I bought some Maya Gold to go alongside it anyway :-D
I like that my job means I work bank holidays and take the day off when I want it. I hate that it’s pretty much impossible to get normal services in the pokey small town I work in (the place of my birth). I really need to look more at the Exeter jobs available…

March 25th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | one comment

Crimes against Music

Mostly for but also for anyone else with comedy taste…

Mitch Benn on Radio 4

Mike, time to be buying one of those plug into the wall radio things old bean. I’d recommend a clock/alarm myself. You may even want to one-up me and get a DAB radio. Or a portable of some sort.

But, anyway. Great radio.

March 17th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 2 comments

What a bad day…

mom & dad was totally unfair to me Wednesday and now now I can’t go to the mall with :-(.

What sucks is that said they wanted to play WoW but wanted to do something else :-(.

Oh yeah. I don’t know why went all psycho over me and having a little fun.

And also I am so going to kick out of the house. They got totally drunk yesterday and hurled all over !

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

March 17th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 9 comments

Memage…

Blame

1. Total amount of music files on your computer?
Zero. That was easy wasn’t it? Not got broadband, and have a perfectly good CD player thank you. Plus, the PC is so crap that playing music would likely stop it from working.

2. The last cd you bought was…
Actually, Franz Ferdinand’s album. Before that it was the Bauhaus live album “Gotham”.

3. What was the last song you listened to before reading this message?
By choice? Guns n Roses Civil War, one of the few of theirs left I still like, and it was stuck in my head.

4. Write down five songs you often listen to or mean a lot to you.

1. The Pogues “Fiesta” (long term association)
2. Jane’s Addiction “Been caught stealing” (let’s here it for that first time…)
3. Nine Inch Nails “Wish” (first days of my best days…)
4. Lou Reed “Perfect Day”; blame Trainspotting, but it’s an awesome song
5. Therapy? “Nowhere” (just because)

5. What new music are you really excited for in the coming year so far?
I’m not really, I’ll likely get told if something good comes out but, meh, I’m an old git these days.

6. What 5 people are you going to pass this baton to and why?
Meh, I dunno; some people less apathetic than me I guess.
because he might put some effort in
because I seem to like a lot of the music he likes.
because ganging up is always fun
because it might prompt her to post something
because, well, I needed a fifth person and feel a little guilty for not being able to talk to her properly yesterday…

March 15th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 2 comments

MatGB vs Mapp

So, undecided at the moment as to whether to travel to London for Synthetic Culture next weekend (Fri 18th).

Should I go? If so, Mark, are you going? How you planning to travel?

March 10th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 7 comments

Hmm :-D

I know how he feels…

In other news, I had a grotty cold all weekend so spent the whole time in bed reading books and watching DVDs. The entire directors commentary for all the extended Lord of the Rings Films, Pirates of the Caribbean, Disk 1&2 of Series 1 of Dark Angel, an Iain M Banks book, Asimov’s Foundation trilogy (no idea why I had to pick it back up again) and some other cool stuff.

Still feel grotty, but not enough to justify skiving off work again. I demand sympathy cos I’m a bloke and it’s just a head cold really.

March 8th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | one comment

Silly survey meme

Yanked from

How old are you? 30
At what age did you move out of home? 18, 22 and finally 25
Do you like your parents? Mostly
Do you feel like you ‘fit in’? Only when I’m with the other freaks
How many ‘true’ friends do you have? 3 or 4
Do you have more online friends than real life friends? Yup; makes arranging holidays easier…
How many of your online friends have you met? A lot, over 200
Do you think you could ever kill? No
Do you feel hate for anyone? No
Do you have fucked up sexual fantasies that you dont like to discuss? Yup, but I’d talk about them with the right person…
Are you attracted to same sex people? Not recently
Were you a good student? No
Do you have contact with anyone drug or alcohol addicted? Yes
What is your addiction? Coffee and chocolate
Is there anything you find particularly repulsive? Stupidity and bigotry
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman Chocolate
Do you prefer to be inside or outside? Inside
Day time or night time? Night
Do you have a short temper? Sometimes
What are your turn offs? Stupidity, ignorance, innocence
and turn ons? Apart from offers of sex? Open attitude, funny, oh, nice legs help…
sex before marriage? Absolutely
Do you attend church? Never, committed atheist
Would you fuck a sheep? Maybe
No youre misunderstanding me Prince Valiant, I mean if you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep? Oh, probably, depends on the other sheep.
Do you like yourself? Most of the time
Do you like the way you look? Does anyone? Need to loose the paunch
What are you afraid of? Failure, aggressive drunks, stampeding wildebeests
cremation or burial? Green buriel under a tree
Snoogins! Snoochy woochy
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March 4th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | no comments