| How old are you? |
30
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| At what age did you move out of home? |
18, 22 and finally 25
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| Do you like your parents? |
Mostly
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| Do you feel like you ‘fit in’? |
Only when I’m with the other freaks
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| How many ‘true’ friends do you have? |
3 or 4
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| Do you have more online friends than real life friends? |
Yup; makes arranging holidays easier…
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| How many of your online friends have you met? |
A lot, over 200
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| Do you think you could ever kill? |
No
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| Do you feel hate for anyone? |
No
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| Do you have fucked up sexual fantasies that you dont like to discuss? |
Yup, but I’d talk about them with the right person…
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| Are you attracted to same sex people? |
Not recently
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| Were you a good student? |
No
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| Do you have contact with anyone drug or alcohol addicted? |
Yes
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| What is your addiction? |
Coffee and chocolate
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| Is there anything you find particularly repulsive? |
Stupidity and bigotry
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| Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman |
Chocolate
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| Do you prefer to be inside or outside? |
Inside
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| Day time or night time? |
Night
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| Do you have a short temper? |
Sometimes
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| What are your turn offs? |
Stupidity, ignorance, innocence
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| and turn ons? |
Apart from offers of sex? Open attitude, funny, oh, nice legs help…
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| sex before marriage? |
Absolutely
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| Do you attend church? |
Never, committed atheist
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| Would you fuck a sheep? |
Maybe
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| No youre misunderstanding me Prince Valiant, I mean if you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep? |
Oh, probably, depends on the other sheep.
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| Do you like yourself? |
Most of the time
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| Do you like the way you look? |
Does anyone? Need to loose the paunch
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| What are you afraid of? |
Failure, aggressive drunks, stampeding wildebeests
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| cremation or burial? |
Green buriel under a tree
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| Snoogins! |
Snoochy woochy
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