Mat Bowles

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Kill the frog…

By way of
Beat the Frog with a bat.

It’s a flash animation, so dial up users may want to be careful, I’m so glad of flashblock these days :-D

September 11th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 2 comments

Oh, go on then…

Memage from et al.
For each letter, put something that cheers you up. Leave it blank if you can’t think of something, but go back to it later.

Hmm; how about people suggest things for the blanks? Might make it more, um, fun?

A-Adams, Douglas-If in doubt, think of a Guide joke.
B-Books-like anyone was expecting something else?
C-Chocolate-this was nearly coffee, and I considered computer, but chocolate wins.
D-DVDs-Especially of old TV series I haven’t watched since I was a kid.
E-Exeter-I regret leaving the place, the commute is too long :-( F-Friends-both real and online, has cheered me up both in person and via the net too many times this week. Bus!
G-Girls-OK, I’m mostly always single, but that doesn’t stop me being a bloke.
G2-Games-Card, Board, Miniature, but still not RP, normally cheers me up a lot.
H-Holidays-My love of travelling is well documented.
I-Internet-When bored, always something to amuse.
J-Jasper Fforde-Everyone should read Jasper Fforde.
K-katherine-Because, well, she normally does, and she asked nicely, and I can’t think of anything else.
L-London-I just love wondering around the place; up again next weekend, yay!
M-Music-Good music, regardless of style or genre; Freddie reminded me the Proms were on, and I’m still on Radio 3. No idea what it is, but it’s cool.
N-
O-
P-Porn-Always try to be honest.
Q-Quorn-Especially the deli ham slices
R-Reading-See answer to B
S-Sleep-This is actually a lie, sleep makes me cranky, or maybe that’s just getting up?
T-Technology-It’s great, generally.
U-
V-Vs-It’s a much better game than I thought it would be, and nothing else springs to mind.
W-Work-I wouldn’t do the job otherwise on my pay; when it goes well, it’s great.
X-X-net-Agree with , it brightens the day no end
Y-
Z-

Not bad, a few too many gaps though: missing E, J, K, N, O, U, X, Y, Z; any ideas?

[Edit:] E & X from Bianca, Nothin from Sarah (Unicorns? I think not). I’ve done a Douglas Adams reference already although Freddie’s K is a good one.
[Edit 2:]Have added a J&K, one was suggested, the other prompted by a look at the pile of books waiting to be shelved. Still stuck on NOUY&Z.

September 11th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 5 comments