Mat Bowles

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Adwatch #137 - Jeremy Clarkson

BT (British Telecom) recently used Jeremy Clarkson to front one of their commercials. An odd choice because surveys have shown that at least 50% of the British public detest Jeremy Clarkson.
Actually, I made that up. The real figure might well be higher. The only person that is definitely known to adore Clarkson (apart, presumably, from his wife) is his best buddy, the pretentiously initialled journalist A.A. Gill. The two hang out together which at least has the advantage that if you poured a bucket of cold sick over Clarkson, some of it would also fall on Gill.
This might not matter if you had a niche product that was designed to appeal to car-worshipping, racist, homophobic males of limited intelligence. But BT has a universal product that it wishes to sell to every householder in Britain.

I love it.

December 20th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | no comments

My deadly sin is what?


Greed: Medium
 
Gluttony: Low
 
Wrath: Low
 
Sloth: High
 
Envy: Very Low
 
Lust: Very High
 
Pride: Very Low
 

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
Given my mostly celibate lifestyle, I can only assume that I got tipped over the edge there because I didn’t have an objection to dating multiple people. Um, I may have no moral objection to polyamory, doesn’t mean I’m actually filled with lust. Written by stoopid moralisers I suspect.

Oh, new blog (again); met with Chris, another local blogger, in the local last week, we decided to pool effort and set up . It’ll be a group thing, so other local contributors welcome; , interested in adding stuff from your, um, interesting perpective?

December 20th, 2005 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 6 comments