Mat Bowles

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Pirate King?

This is cool:

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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Via , you go click and vote on what sort of pirate I be. Not a bad little idea for a meme. Much better than that johari/nohari thing, which, now I’ve finally managed to get to the site (server overload is such a bitch…) I’ve decided I hate.

March 22nd, 2006 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | no comments

Icons, The GIMP, Internet Exploder and a summers day

Firstly. Apparently, this has nothing to do with .

Thee Summer Day Score
Name MatGB (43) Thursday 13th April (68) 0 : 1
Loveliness Lovelier Lovely 1 : 1
Temperature 98.6° F 60° F 2 : 1
Lease 31.56 years 0.59 years 3 : 1
Complexion 4 : 1
MatGB is more lovely, and probably more temperate, than a summers day
Compare Me To A Summers Day

Second, I have figured how to use the Gimp to make transparencies (so simple when you get it, but so not easy to find) and also to animate gifs. Um, why is gif animating an obscure save option?

Still, cool beans, I have made an icon.

Anyone reading will have noticed I’ve messed the template up. Apart from the colour scheme (bad idea, never should use colours), it should be perfect. Except Internet Explorer doesn’t resolve the CSS properly. Set width margins; that gives a variable width centre column you useless software! Gah! It looks awful. It’s either go back to the old, badly coded columns, or fudge it by putting an invisible table to not let the window resize below 1000px for IE users only. That would be a bad idea. Have I mentioned IE sucks? Oh, I think I did.

Apparently, it’s spring. Spring? Will you turn up soon? My flat is utterly, utterly frozen. OH, and my internal bodyclock thinks that the correct time to sleep is 5.30am. My alarm clock thinks the time to wake up is 8.30am. 6 hours sleep in 2 days not good.

March 22nd, 2006 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 11 comments

Don’t mock us Goths, we’re “highbrow” now…

Has hell frozen over?

Or maybe it’s just heaven is warming up?

goths are middle class to the core and have “very high-brow” values

- from The Telegraph.

That’s right, the bastion of English conservatism says I’m highbrow and (almost) respectable. The Independent wrote up a nice two page study (shame they got some band facts wrong, ah well).

The Guardian? Takes the piss.

Is your boss a goth? 10 telltale signs

1 Drinks snakebite

And, of course, gets the facts wrong:

That is the surprising finding of Sussex University’s Dunja Brill, whose doctorate in media and cultural studies looked at people with funny hair and eyeliner in London, Brighton and Cologne, and who is herself a former goth.

(Because, of course, 32 year old academics have to have grown out of that sort of thing, right?)

Or, as quoted in the Independent:

Dr Dunja Brill, a 32-year-old German with her own Gothic tendencies … “The Goth lifestyle allows you to lead a perfectly sane, stable lifestyle with a proper job, your own flat and even a family, then at the weekends or in your leisure time follow your Gothic activities,” said Dr Brill.

There’s a bit more on the blog of one of the Indy’s other interviewees Andrew Collins.

Still, it has allowed lots of journalists to “come out of the closet” and write up articles about their “dark past”. Let’s face it, drop something in the street; most likely to stop and help? That “dodgy goth type”. Least likely? The selfish fasion victim.

Plus ca change.

Should I be worried? Next up they’ll be saying I’m a respectable graduate with responsibilities in a challenging job…

Oh, wait.

March 22nd, 2006 Posted by MatGB | Uncategorized | 15 comments