It’s April in just over a week.
| April Fool | |
 doctorvee |
enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| draich_goch |
TPs your cat. |
| faeriecween |
paints your car orange. |
| freddiefraggles |
smiles. All the time. |
| jackthomas |
buys you a Russian Bride. |
| lithium_doll |
legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| mapp |
glues your head to your bedroom ceiling. |
| nadriel |
eggs your Russian Bride. |
| paulatpingu |
trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| susannah_banana |
shaves your dog. |
Isn’t April supposed to warm up? At least a bit, anyway.